Confessions of a Pregnant Wife

My wife confessed this to me this morning.

The other day at Blockbuster video, she was returning from the bathroom, and she spotted a really cute guy and proceeded to check him out. She was doing so for about a minute before she realized it was me.

She didn't want to tell me because she didn't want me to be upset, but I'm not - I've done likewise. I think we both know the difference between looking and wanting, but I'm having a good laugh about it.

When she was in the kitchen this morning, I groped her ass, and said, "Oh hi, wife."

This is going to be fun!