Due Date

Dear B and M,

Your baby is due on the 4th of this month, but is still hanging out and going to work on snow days. He is to be induced on the 13th of the month, but I realize there is a conflict on that date because that is also the day we have satellite TV installed. Please come earlier, baby. I will give you a candy bar if you do. And to the parents, well, it'll be hard to find since my wife and I have been shopping for it, but we'll buy you guys Sanity, Money, and Time when it becomes in stock.

Sincerely,
Diego