Friday, September 01, 2006

INT. HOUSE - DAY

Wife is playing "Bookworm" at the computer, a letter/word game. Husband is milling around, pretending to work.

WIFE

"WANK" is not a word.

ME

"WANK" is slang. It's British for masturbation.

WIFE

You're British for masturbation.

ME

What does that even mean? I though we were having a conversation in English, but I guess not.

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